Whatever you do, don't give The Coloreds any money! They'll only spend it on hookers and Lions tickets. Oh, wait. Four out of the five defendants appear to be white. Well, this never would have happened if they hadn't been working for a company run by a guy with a vaguely Arab-sounding name (who, incidentally, has not been indicted). That must be it.
* I'm a bit surprised that commenters didn't take this opportunity to call for abolishing the Postal Service altogether. Usually it's their logical next step.
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