You can't have it both ways, B'wana. Either soccer is a savage game, a pitched battle between opposing hordes of brown people, or it's for "puffs." If it's one of those faggy European games, like badminton or croquet, wouldn't it be beneath the notice of all those foreign hooligans?
I'll give up my "civilized" USA football & baseball fandom for soccer & take their "uncivilized" socialism & health care anyday, I bet that's more where his anger lies. We should make B'wana watch "curling" in the winter olympics tied to a chair.
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