Saturday, May 7, 2011

The Devil Walks -- Uh, Drives -- in the Afternoon [UPDATED]

Attempted abduction: Hemlock public school officials say man with goatee tried to coax 15-year-old middle school student into his black pickup

Naturally raymondpistachio has several perfectly innocent explanations, each ending with his catchphrase. Ideally he'd have a sound effect cued up, so every time he uttered the phrase "War Against Men," there'd be a crowd of men chanting "U. S. A.! U. S. A.!" or a bugle fanfare by the United States Marine Band.


Bitches only pretend they've been harassed because they like the attention.

[Udated for bonus raymondpistachio action!]




Ray? I have something to tell you. That one time that woman said she enjoyed herself...? She faked it. Every time. And that one time she assured your borderline hysterical self that she wasn't staring at that guy across the room...? She wasn't. I'm just saying.]

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