Sunday, May 8, 2011

Objectively In Favor of Schoolyard Stabbings

2nd grader suspended after bringing knife to school

Going forward, I wish to be referred to as a "vile feminist stooge" whenever possible.


Note that the item in question wasn't a pocketknife. It was a large kitchen knife. Surely even big, manly hunters like Dennis understand that large knives can cause serious injury and probably shouldn't be wielded by seven-year-olds who can barely close their little hands around the handle. Also, if the child were a girl, would that alter Dennis' assessment of the situation?

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