Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The Hippocratic Oath is Only for People We Like, Part II

43-year-old man beaten with pipe; suffered head injuries

The commenters are probably just annoyed that it wasn't a copper pipe, and that they aren't the ones selling it to the salvage yard right now.


I had no idea that the hospital was an arm of the police department, and that Flint cops were authorized to withhold medical treatment as an interrogation technique. Perhaps Amnesty International should be alerted?


He seems terribly disappointed to discover that, despite his efforts, the United States remains "civilized." Don't worry, sweetie, your post-apocalyptic dystopia is right around the corner.


Precognition is amazing, you guys! All we have to do is screen the hospital intake records for names of people we know will commit crimes in the future, withhold treatment, and let MRSA take care of the rest.

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