Breaking: NAACP, Churches True Causes of Muskegon Street Crime

Local clergymen, law enforcement officials, community members stand united in fight against violence

Or at least that's what they want you to think.

Instead of strategizing against violence, community leaders and political activists are conspiring to incite violence, so they can charge exorbitant speakers' fees at a greater number of funerals and anti-violence rallies. Obviously!