Vampires? Like Literally, With Fangs?

Pontiac emergency financial manager to cancel union contract for police dispatchers

Ah, the return of the Underpants Gnome Theory of American Prosperity!

1. Eliminate workplace safety standards, wage & hour laws, etc.
2. ...
3. Everybody gets a car!

Also, how could you bring yourself to kill something this cute?

Apparently teachers are worth less than Taco Bell employees, whose starting salary is $1.25 above minimum wage. They are, however, worth more than the Indonesian who stitched BeckIsAHero's t-shirt.