Unlike hellomi (who is female), I do not possess Special Woman Powers that allow me to exert long-distance mind control over boyfriends and male relatives, thus keeping them on the path of virtue. This renders me morally culpable for any number of crimes that may or may not have been committed by any man I have ever dated or shared living space with. I await your condemnation and social ostracism!
And from Saginaw: Trial to continue today for Saginaw man accused of sexually assaulting young girl five times
Special Woman Powers also come in handy for divining whether one's boyfriend is likely to commit crimes in the future.
Due diligence: not just for the legal profession. Steal your boyfriend's ID and run a criminal background check on him, ladies. If you don't, be prepared to shoulder the downfall of civilized society.
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