This level of ignorance is almost delightful. Almost.
Apparently Dearborn has an invasive species problem: eagles! They're swooping down, pecking out children's eyes, eating kittens and chihuahuas, nesting on utility poles and bringing down power lines. They must be captured and released in their country of origin.
[Updated with the Islamophobe's perennial favorite, terror babies.
Maybe you thought it was going to be all about the Mexicans, but we're versatile. We can turn on a dime and hate anybody!]
Best speller ever? You can give them a few points for their "dearbornistan" correct spelling if it were next to Kazakhstan but then they lose those point by forgetting to capitalize it.
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