GM workers in Lansing victimized by out-of-state credit-card fraud
No hate here, unless you count the inevitable potshots at GM workers. Sorry? Instead, we find a cranky old man playing Boy Detective, analyzing a hastily-written article with the same attention he'd devote to an Encyclopedia Brown story.
"I took a course once" works wonderfully as a blanket justification for any questionable action. Tracheostomy? I took a first aid course once! Roof repair? I took an interior decorating course! Arc welding? I took Intro to Physics in high school!
No, red herons are birds that live in Southeast Texas. You're welcome.