Friday, April 22, 2011

That's a Lot of Television Sets

Burglars steal frozen pizzas, wine from Flint home

I will gesture towards, without fully exploring, the irony of FlintRobber's screen name.


This comment packs a staggering number of stereotypes into a single sentence. It's like the Twitter version of a racist comedy sketch. Viz.: All black people are all on welfare, because unlike FlintRobber, they are too stupid to provide for themselves. Black people steal, but because they are stupid (see above) they do not steal items of value for future resale. Instead, they steal items for immediate consumption to satisfy their animal urges.

Interested parties may wish to refer to the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia at Ferris State in Big Rapids, where they can explore the depths of FlintRobber's psyche at their leisure.

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