Monday, May 2, 2011

Breaking: You Are Still A Bigot [UPDATED]

Dearborn residents rejoice at news of Osama bin Laden's death


I understand last night might be a little hazy for you, what with your medication, and the pint of Canadian Mist, and all, but this news first broke around 11 PM. Most Dearborn residents were probably at home asleep. I'm rather surprised that even 20 people traipsed out to City Hall in the middle of the night to wave flags at passing cars. Of course, southbeagle prefers to believe that the remaining citizens performed their ritual evening chants of "Death to America!" before settling down to a sound sleep, dreaming of global jihad.


Sage is all, "Pics or it didn't happen!" I sense a nascent bin Laden Truther movement. Everyone knows The Coloreds lie when it suits them, anyway.

Incidentally, he considers this story to have greater geopolitical importance. Last week a middle-aged Afghan military officer with no clear ties to any group and no coherent motive opened fire on a group of American soldiers at Kabul International Airport. It goes without saying that these were not "top Air-Force officers."

[Updated to add this gem, apparently referring to Terry Jones' shenanigans.


Yes, all good Muslims attend their witches' sabbaths by night and plot the murder of Christian children by day. And if snaptrout knows where there are camels in Wayne County, he should contact the authorities. I'm sure the Detroit Zoo has been looking all over for them.]

1 comment:

  1. ok, explain how they can "wave smelly camel dung sandals". I haven't noticed any camels my whole life living in Michigan (or did they break into the Detroit Zoo?). I could go into more but too much insanity from that one post already.

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