Sunday, May 22, 2011

Have a Smoke, Kid --- It'll Cure What Ails Ya

Michigan's smoking ban popular, compliance high, studies say


Kick out the smokers and in come the babies. Apparently bars are now "all ages" establishments, which I imagine comes as a surprise to Michigan servers and bartenders. And smokey, the difference between pinkeye and lung cancer is that pinkeye responds to antibiotics. I'm just saying.

In related news, I'm naming my next punk band "Hedlise and the Snot Jerms."

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