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Dog Bite Prevention Week arrives as West Michigan talks pit bull attacks, dangerous dog breeds

I am mildly disturbed that chukobuk can quote the mayhem chapter of the penal code by number.

If he's looking for an alternative to the Kalashnikov, pit bulls are competitive on price, but not on reliability. Even when fully loaded and held in the correct position, they do not spray bullets, certainly not at 600 rounds per minute. Unlike a grenade, they do not explode when launched, even if you remove the pin first.*

* Seriously, people, do not attempt to throw pit bulls. They are heavy. You'll only hurt yourself and make the dog upset.