Having already determined What Black People Are Like via internet research, czfan is eager to test his knowledge, but encounters as much pushback as support.
You better not be walking past that building, buddy, or we'll arrest you for maybe having stood in the same convenience store line as the person who vandalized it.
Not only do all black people know each other, but they are all interchangeable. It's true! Some of them can even swap body parts, like Lego zombies.