Monday, August 1, 2011

Never Trust An Admissions Officer

$2.1 million in federal grants to help double number of minority nursing students at University of Michigan-Flint

It's not like nearly 67 million people voted for the guy or anything. Well, most of them were colored, so it didn't count. Perhaps Group W Bench knows something we don't: the 2008 Presidential election was actually decided by the admissions board of the University of Michigan-Flint. It stands to reason that the 2000 and 2004 elections must have been decided by the admissions board of Baylor University. Everything makes sense now!

1 comment:

  1. I think you could convince the Tea Party that Obama was "forced" up us as President as a "quota for diversity" in about 10 seconds (oops now we just started a Fox news talking point).