Saturday, March 26, 2011

If You're So Poor, Why Don't You Just Leave?

Sen. Debbie Stabenow urges Gov. Rick Snyder to veto unemployment package

Needless to say, commenters also attacked Stabenow as old, fat, ugly, and having an unsavory ex-husband. If the little lady wants to speak her mind, she better be prepared to take whatever viciousness anonymous strangers want to dish out.

Technology and social media have allowed the state to personalize welfare. The new system works the same as sponsoring a child in Uganda. You send money every month, and the welfare recipient sends you pictures of herself smiling and holding a bling-encrusted crack pipe, ass hanging out of her expensive jeans.

I think I'm beginning to understand. Since food, shelter, and drugs are all free, I should put all my ill-gotten gains towards scurrying out of the state before rmrmsix notices that I draw on the social safety net.

It's not clear why mo money has posted 471 comments to MLive if, as stated, (s)he was smart enough to leave the state for lands magically unaffected by economic downturns.

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