Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Conspiracy Theories For The Win

New York man accused of striking Detroit officer with vehicle in Greektown charged with murder

Not many people know this, but in Buffalo it is illegal to have a foreign-sounding name.* Mohsin might claim to be from Buffalo, but he's actually from a suburb in neighboring Niagara County. Anyone can see that this is the first strike of Al-Qaeda of Upstate New York's secret plan to decimate the Detroit police force, one hit-and-run at a time. Fortunately, Michigan has an extradition treaty with New York.**

* Not intended to be a factual statement.
** This either.

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