Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I'm Sure Everything Will Be Fine, Dear

Grand Rapids Police to step up foot patrols downtown in effort to improve safety


Next step: internal passport controls! Grand Rapids' four geographic divisions will be treated as separate cantons, similar to post-war occupied Vienna. In order to pass between neighborhoods, all residents must present documents stating the purpose of their journey. If civilization is crumbling, martial law might not be a bad idea, in which case foot patrols won't cut it. The cops demand rocket-powered motorcycles, with spikes and lasers and things.

1 comment:

  1. Of course, CHETRODMAN's children are somehow guaranteed a future where they will not become angry immoral filth. They will only have to rub elbows with those who have not escaped this predestined fate based on city quadrant.

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