Sunday, April 3, 2011

Dept. of Get That Record Player Fixed Already

Blacks seek new clout in once-white suburbs


Apparently the fearsome poor blacks have reached their clawlike hands up the socio-economic ladder only to drag nice white people like NOBOMA down past the rung marked "Third-World Abject Poverty." If NOBOMA finds proximity to black people an ongoing area of concern, perhaps he should move to New Hampshire, where there aren't any. If proximity to people is the problem, he should try Montana. Also, I suspect the number of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings in a given community has little to no correlation with its racial composition.


To reiterate: just as every day is Heterosexuality Awareness Day, the vast majority of television shows that are not The Boondocks or 106 & Park are about white people. This has been a public service announcement. You're welcome.

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