Just a Little Comic Relief, People

Police: Eleven 'malnourished' dogs seized from Huron Township residence; house was home to teenagers believed to be parents of stillborn boy found in Port Hope attic

This is a horrible, tragic story. It does, however, lack one crucial element. Hillbilly jokes!

It takes monumental callousness to respond to news of extreme poverty, incest, stillbirth, and animal cruelty with bad jokes implying that some people are just like that, you know, and we shouldn't have expected anything better from them.